That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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