babies were throwing up all over the place
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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