Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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