roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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