in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Randomize
