Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Last time i carry you out of a forest
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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