I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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