Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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