You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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