guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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