So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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