Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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