you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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