You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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