Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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