why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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