Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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