There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The cops high fived after they tackled you
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
