i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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