i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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