normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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