whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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