Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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