i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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