If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This is the high leading the old right now
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You did what with his pubic hair?
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