how do flat chested girls get laid?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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