well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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