are you still at the devil's house?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Congratulations! We have a period
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