never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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