I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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