What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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