You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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