that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
