There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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