And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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