Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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