Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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