You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
