Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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