no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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