the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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