pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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