He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
