I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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