Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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