I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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