okay pat passed out under dana's car
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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