I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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