I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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