I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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